BAD IDEA
What should I do if I see an alien?
See an alien? Don't panic — unless it's waving a ray gun, then maybe panic a little.
If you spot an extraterrestrial, step one is to not freak out. Unless it's carrying a weapon, keep your distance and avoid sudden moves. No need to invite it over for coffee or challenge it to a dance-off. Better safe than abductioned. Document with your phone if you can, then call someone who won’t think you lost it.