BAD IDEA
Is the Vatican soccer team made up of priests? And is the Pope the coach?
Yes, mostly priests; no, the Pope isn't coaching—he's got bigger fish to fry than soccer drills.
The Vatican's national football team is indeed mostly made up of priests, monks, and Swiss Guards. But sorry to burst the fantasy bubble: the Pope is not the coach. He has more important spiritual duties than managing a soccer lineup, so the team has regular coaches for that. Don't expect His Holiness shouting tactics from the sidelines anytime soon.