BAD IDEA
Can I identify as a popcorn?
Sure, if you’re ready to endure the relentless popping and the microwave life crisis.
Identifying as a popcorn is peak surrealism and not covered by any identity guides. While you’re free to imagine whatever you want, the world won’t start treating you like a snack anytime soon. Embrace your human shell, or be ready for some serious kernel confusion and social weird looks.