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Other bad ideas
Questions that do not fit neatly anywhere else, because reality is untidy.
Freshly judged nonsense
Does Giorgina Rodrigues know anything about balls?
If Giorgina knows her balls, she’s either a sports fanatic or a mystery wrapped in confusion.
How many football matches do I have to watch to become an expert?
Watch thousands of matches, or just pretend loudly—you'll fool most people either way.
If I pray during the game, does it increase my team's chances of winning?
Praying won't fix your team's performance, but it might help you cope with the disappointment.
Is there football for wheelchair users?
Yes, wheelchair football exists and it's a thing—wheelchair users get to kick butt too, literal or not.
There are no 'one-legged players' because using hands can never be considered a legitimate goal?
No, players aren’t called 'pernetas' because goals using hands are always illegal in football.
If the referee scores a goal, is it considered an own goal?
The referee can't score goals, so no own goals here—try not to confuse officials with players.
Are there tribes with football clubs?
Yes, some tribes have football clubs, but don’t expect ancient rituals on the pitch—football’s more global than that.
Is the Vatican soccer team made up of priests? And is the Pope the coach?
Yes, mostly priests; no, the Pope isn't coaching—he's got bigger fish to fry than soccer drills.
Is it possible for the Italian national team to win the World Cup?
Sure, if the stars align and they somehow stop their usual drama on the pitch.
Will India play in the World Cup? Or do they still want to play barefoot?
India playing barefoot in the World Cup? Not unless the rules change and FIFA turns a blind eye to safety.
Will Portugal win the 2026 World Cup? Even The Simpsons predicted Portugal would win the cup.
Portugal winning the 2026 World Cup? Even The Simpsons might be bluffing on this one.
Can paper binder clips be used in hair?
Yes, but only if you want hair damage and a jaw workout holding them tight.